Oh! Coke is more delicious than water,I will drink Coke from now on.

Could you see how many tins there are?

How to steal such a car?

Those intelligent jumbucks escape from death by their wisdom.

I think my house is the only one, which's guards are two cats.

You are consuming your body when smoking.

These birds help me to fly much higher.

  It is a good place to have a sleep and I like it.

  I am a chef and I forget take my crash helmet.

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".

Why did the elephant go to the dentist?He had a terrible tuskache!

What do you call a Fly without wings?A walk.

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a red ferari speeding down a country road being chased by a squad car. They try to lose him by darting into a forest behind a farm. The trio...

A blonde walked into a library and said to the librarian, "Can I have some fish and chips please?" The librarian gave her a funny look and said, " I'm sorry, this is a...

An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says...

A blonde buys a box of laundry detergent, and it says on the box, "20 uses". A day later, the blonde calls the laundry detergent company and says" I bought your product and the box...

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?They pull up their pants.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?She heard the drinks were on the house.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.