What''s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?Wings.

A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky.The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"

The beautiful, vain blonde was visiting Las Vegas for the first time. She approached the roulette wheel, but it looked very confusing. "How should I bet?" she asked the man standing...

Blonde inventions: Waterproof towel Unbreakable egg Submarine screen door Solar powered flash light Helicopter ejection seat Inflatable dart board Pedal powered wheel chairs

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies:...

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde...

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?They pull up their pants.

What is the difference between a blond and a 747?Not everyone has been in a 747.

A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.''Do you want it hot or cold?''

How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer?There's white out all over the screen.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?To turn the blinker off.

A blonde reports for her university final exam. The exam consists mainly of true or false questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and...

A blonde was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. She ran into one of her friends.Her friend asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"She tells her friend that she has some fish in...

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?A brunette.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?So she can have a doggie bag for later.

How many blonde jokes are there?None, they're all true!