I'm the new species produced by deer father and rabbit mother.

Don't give me an injection, which is too terrible.

Waul,perfect!I can feel the sea breeze nipped at her face.

Do you know how the floodwater take place now?

The barber was surprised that man had not thick hair but a big head.

I always repair my father's car, because my father can't make it work.

I'm a lovely rabbit and I am very happy every day.

The fighter plane will be flight-tested nest month.

At last, we found that we had already fallen in love with each other.

  It is really a special shopping bag and no one dare to bother me.

What do you call an Elephant crossed with a Rhino?Hellifino.

A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological...

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?A milk sheik!

What''s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?Wings.

A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky.The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"

The beautiful, vain blonde was visiting Las Vegas for the first time. She approached the roulette wheel, but it looked very confusing. "How should I bet?" she asked the man standing...

Blonde inventions: Waterproof towel Unbreakable egg Submarine screen door Solar powered flash light Helicopter ejection seat Inflatable dart board Pedal powered wheel chairs

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies:...

A blonde walked into a library and said to the librarian, "Can I have some fish and chips please?" The librarian gave her a funny look and said, " I'm sorry, this is a...

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his...