How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A Space Invader.

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went...

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?They're too hard to re-train.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?A. She screamed her hands off.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?A: They both come in tots.

War is coming and I arm myself like a fighter.

Give me my bike back! or I will tell my mother!

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got...

Look! The small boy beside me is my brother and he is just like me.

Only by this way,I can save some money while moving house.

The mother is ready to housework at any moment.

I have cooked so many bread rolls for my parents.

Hello! I'm a electriferous gril,I have extraordinary powers.

Oh,my god,my nose is so pain and I don't want to stay at the ship anymore.

Oh! my god! the big mouse is bigger than me.

If you don't give me the ball,I will take off your clothes.

My father, a drummer, always treated me as a drum when I did something wrong.

How to tell you've been really bad.