How to tell you've been really bad.

I can save much time to do the homework after I buy this new clothing for my son.

To protect myself, I enhance my equipment.

Women's favorite thing is to find a ring with a big diamond when opening the door on early morning.

With this equipment, I'll win the game.

  Santa Claus is too dog-ass and he run into a plane.

  This new weapon is the basic weapons for defeating the enemy.

  I should drive the car carefully and go home safely.

  I like reading books at here and I think the seat is comfortable.

  There's a sucker born every minute.

Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?It heard that the referee was blowing fouls.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.

What is black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so...

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown.She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across...

How do you keep a blonde busy?Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."

Why don't blondes double recipes?The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.