Why do blondes like lightning?They think someone is taking their picture.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?An interpreter.

What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?Perri-air.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me...

How do you kill a Blonde?Stick a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?Wave to her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.An hour later, the blonde emerges from the...

Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?A. A wind tunnel.

Why was Diana in a Merc? Because she flatly refused to get in any other car.

Why did Dodi invest in construction?He wanted to make a big impact on the concrete industry.

What do Ferrero Rocher and Princess Di have in common?They both come out of France in a box.

Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?A. She wants to be the first lady.

Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jacksons latest song?A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?A: Several children have fingered him.

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