I want to take a walk,but the TV broadcast that there will rain soon.

This must be the most nauseous punishment in the world.

We'll always admire our general, though he is a disabled man.

In this way, I can kill two birds with one stone.Am I clever?

Honey,could you agree to marry me,I have been waitting for you for a long time.

Why is everyone so afraid of the hole in the ozone?

These especial sleeping bags fit cute cats so well.

The dog's arse was painted to be a man's cool face.

The idea for Best Bike was born.

The lovable panda in the picture is a professional photographer.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?So they can hide in cherry trees.Have you seen an elephant in a cherry tree?See it works!

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor's office.When the doctor asked her what's wrong the frog says, “I got something stuck to my ass!â�

I wish I was a glow worm.A glow worm's never glum.It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?'Cause he was dead!

A Blonde is getting on an elevator and meets a gentleman on board. "T.G.I.F." she says. "S.H.I.T" was his reply. Puzzled she replied "T.G.I.F" ...

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun. So he told her all she had to was take it home and...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The lawyer gets bored, so he looks over to the blond and smiles, thinking maybe he can make us of his time. "Hey," he...

Once, there were three male dogs that set eyes on a beautiful female poodle. They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said, "I will go out with the first one of you who can use...

Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis? She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!