Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?Because it said 'concentrate'.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.''

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?A: She missed.

Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?Her husband was a blonde too!

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A mental block.

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A: A Frosted Flake.

What is blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette.?A blonde doing cartwheels.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?She threw it off a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?Thanks for the refill.

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''

Knock knockWho's there?Britney SpearsBritney Spears who?Knock knockWho's there?Oops I did it again!

What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?Must be an earthquake!

Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?Because the sun was out!

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?"Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"So the blonde looks up!

Why was the bodyguard so red-faced after the accident?He had Di all over him.

What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant?They both bought it in the backseat of a car.