What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?"Neato...Doughnut seeds!"

What do you call a buncha blondes standing ear to ear?A wind tunnel!

What does a blonde owl say?What, what?

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?The brunette.The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?Because she loved children.

Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?Toes go in first.

How do you brainwash a blonde?Give her a douche and shake her upside down

How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?There is a stamp on it.

What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?Must be an earthquake!

Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?She threw away all the "W&W's"

What did St Peter say to Di at the Pearly Gates? Wipe that greasy "merc" off your face.

What's the difference between George Best and Dodi's chauffeur?George Best can still take corners when he's pissed.

Q. How did Michael get in trouble?A. He was feeling a little Randy.

Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?A: Both hold the juice.

  Give me my carrot,I warn you that I am not a kind horse!

What a pity,it's broken,I have to drag it be myself...

The service is comfortable,I love life like this!

Welcome the birds which come from everywhere of the world to settle down in my head!

Only by this way,I can save some money while moving house.