Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?Because she loved children.

Q: Why are blondes like pianos?A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

How are a blondes like spaghetti?They squirm when you eat them.

What's brown and black and blue all over?A brunette telling too many blonde jokes!

Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?A: Dead meat.

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar...

Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got...

Welcome the birds which come from everywhere of the world to settle down in my head!

Only by this way,I can save some money while moving house.

Don't you like the superman's new korean clothes?

Ha-ha! my master isn't at home,there is my oyster.

If you don't give me the ball,I will take off your clothes.

Who can help me out? I can hardly hold on.

Honey,could you agree to marry me,I have been waitting for you for a long time.

I can save much time to do the homework after I buy this new clothing for my son.

Why is everyone so afraid of the hole in the ozone?

I always repair my father's car, because my father can't make it work.

You are consuming your body when smoking.

Women's favorite thing is to find a ring with a big diamond when opening the door on early morning.