Q. How did the blond injure herself raking leaves? A. She fell out of the tree!

Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.

What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?About 2 cans of hair spray.

What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?A: Pulled up her pants.

What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?"'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?A: She told them she was good at handling members.

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A visitor.

What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?An air bag.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks,"and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks."They argued and...

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?The vegetable garden.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?Humpme Dumpme.

She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test -- and failed.

Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.

Why did the blonde finally pass her driving test?She took the examiner with her.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

What a pity,it's broken,I have to drag it be myself...

"Please pay attention to you work, and I'm a human being!"

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