What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A visitor.

Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head out in the desert driving, when their car broke down.They decided they would hike to the next road so they wanted to take one thing each to...

A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?''''Sorry, this is a library.''So the blonde whispers, ''Oh, may I have a burger and fries?''

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make...

Want to hear three blonde jokes?Listen to Hanson!

How do you know there's a blonde secretary working in an office?The boss is always smiling.

Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?A: To buy a VCR!

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?A: Because they always forget the recipe.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Buy her another beer.

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?An air bubble.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."

What does Lady Di and the family Gumuz have in common?They are both out of the Pipe.Hint: The family Gumuz was a Turkish family living illegally for 6 years in Amsterdam in De pijp. "De Pijp uit"...

  Give me my carrot,I warn you that I am not a kind horse!

How many people in the picture? Twelve or thirteen?

I really wonder which key I should press.

I love my beard very much,but unfortunately my master doesn't like it.

This kind of business suit can prevent us from sunstroke.

We should wear such straps because we are adult.

Oh! Coke is more delicious than water,I will drink Coke from now on.

The people who are able to produce those pictures must be imaginary.