Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?A: "Feel the World."

How delicious ! but it seems not easy to take!

War is coming and I arm myself like a fighter.

Stop! You will kill me if you going on to rip the paper!

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started...

Don't think I have no way to open the bottle without your help!

Oh,yeah,I completes the task finaly and I win the game!

This must be the most nauseous punishment in the world.

Don't move, or I'll blow my stack!

I love my beard very much,but unfortunately my master doesn't like it.

I think it will be better that the man to put on his hat.

Where is the fishes?why I haven't catched any fish?

Oh,my god,my nose is so pain and I don't want to stay at the ship anymore.

We have no meney to go home,please do us a favor while watching our performances.

The car looks like an orange,it's really very interesting.

I can hold the telephone without my hands,and you?

The optimistic man was still playing swing on the tree which was destroying his house.

These especial sleeping bags fit cute cats so well.

  Santa Claus is too dog-ass and he run into a plane.

  This new weapon is the basic weapons for defeating the enemy.