I can save time to rushes to the net if I can shit at here.

  I like reading books at here and I think the seat is comfortable.

Cats and mouses are often antagonistic,but the cat and the mouse in the picture are good friends.

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. "Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts. "Okay. Would you like to sit...

There were three blondes in the forest and they saw some tracks. The first blonde said, " Look, Bear tracks." The second blonde said, "No stupid, those are wolf tracks." The...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work together in an office building. Their female boss always leaves work early. So one day the brunette says, "Lets skip out early today. No one will...

What is every blond's goal in life? To be just like Vanna White and learn the alphabet! What job does a blond have in an M&M factory? Proofreading How do you keep a blond...

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the...

What's the difference between a blond and a brick?When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around.

She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus,she took the 22 bus twice instead.

What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?"'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?A: She told them she was good at handling members.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90 percent of accidents occur around the home?She moved.

What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A visitor.

Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head out in the desert driving, when their car broke down.They decided they would hike to the next road so they wanted to take one thing each to...

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks,"and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks."They argued and...

What did the blonde think of the new computer?She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9...

How do blondes pierce their ears?They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why do Blondes take the pill?So they know what day of the week it is.

She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test -- and failed.