What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?Humpme Dumpme.

Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

How delicious ! but it seems not easy to take!

War is coming and I arm myself like a fighter.

Give me my bike back! or I will tell my mother!

One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange."...

  Have you seen such a boys' dormitory?

This is the special cloth to play pc games that design by myself.

Actually,I have been in love with you for a long time.

I really wonder which key I should press.

The mother is ready to housework at any moment.

Ha-ha! my wife can't recognize me.I will go out to play.

The people who are able to produce those pictures must be imaginary.

I dressed myself like a fashionable girl to cheer for my favorite football team.  

What an exceedingly strange thing!It looks not like my socks.

These especial sleeping bags fit cute cats so well.

The dog's arse was painted to be a man's cool face.

Now I can send more christmas presents with this motorcycle.

  This new weapon is the basic weapons for defeating the enemy.