We both work through the chimney,so we are craft brother.

Mom,I don't want to do my home work.gave me back my tennis ball.

This can protect my car from being stolen at any time.

Don't look at it,it's not good for children.

What an original shampoo advertisement,do you like it?

What would happen if the shape of our earth changed to cube.

I'm a loving mother to not only my own children but also others'.

I'm her brother so I should take good care of her.

These especial sleeping bags fit cute cats so well.

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain...

  It is a good place to have a sleep and I like it.

  The car must have been battered about in the race before.

Whatever it is... It's kinda cute!

A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that...

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" ...

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do blondes and shrimps have in common?Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.