I like icecream and I want take it to my home.

  I finaly break gaaway from the rebarbative place,I am free!

The lovable panda in the picture is a professional photographer.

What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?They both have a black box.

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?Flattered.

What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?About 2 cans of hair spray.

Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?A: Pulled up her pants.

How did the blonde burn her nose?Bobbing for french fries.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?Reservations.

A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?''''Sorry, this is a library.''So the blonde whispers, ''Oh, may I have a burger and fries?''

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work at Wal-Mart. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make...

A blonde man was bragging about how 'blonde' his wife was;"Well get this she goes to china and takes 50 pakets of comdons with her. God, she dosn't even have a dick."

Why doesn't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Buy her another beer.

How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity?Her crayons are wet.

What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of a pool?An air bubble.

Why did the blonde finally pass her driving test?She took the examiner with her.

Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt?It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."

What does Lady Di and the family Gumuz have in common?They are both out of the Pipe.Hint: The family Gumuz was a Turkish family living illegally for 6 years in Amsterdam in De pijp. "De Pijp uit"...

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