Why did the chicken cross the road?Pat Buchanan answers this question:"To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American." Dr. Seuss answers this question:"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he...

How many blonde jokes are there? One. The rest are all true stories.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

A red-head, a brunette and a blonde perform a Post Office robbery. They are on the run from the police and they have to ditch their car and go cross country.They are all getting tired and happen...

What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning?A visitor.

We are the twins?No,I'm more handsome..

Harry,Harry,the patient is wrought-up waiting for us!

Whose dumbbell? It disturb my work. Nobody take it away, and I will throw it

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have...

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me...

It is much harder to use computer than to climb trees.

Don't entwine my girl friend again and again,I will kill you!

Do you know why the Zippo have so excellent quality and this is the reason.

The doctor didn't tell me how to eat,it's really a serious question.

Ahah... we are the soul of the deceased person who died in the sea.

Having such a big ice-cream is my dream.

This way can keep you away from the radicalization of mobile phone.

  I finaly break gaaway from the rebarbative place,I am free!