That brain is not a real one,don't worry!

The guy,a misfortune prison breaker ,doesn't know where he will.

Have you been seen the way to grard against thefe like that before? 

Hello,I am a automobile man and I will to be greater than BMW!

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the...

I am not tall but I can turn to stick with glove.

The doctor didn't tell me how to eat,it's really a serious question.

I think the host of this room must be a moneygrubber, do you agree with me?

My lover left me alone, so the drinking and smoking are the only way to hocus myself.

We are twins. Do you think we are the same lovely?

You damned fly,leave my nose as sonn as possible.

What kind of people will by such a terrible closestool?

These kinds of actions must be very difficult to achieve.

  I like icecream and I want take it to my home.

Cats and mouses are often antagonistic,but the cat and the mouse in the picture are good friends.

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Fourth grade.

What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Blonde definition of socialism?Partying!

What's the mating call of the brunette?"All the blondes have gone home!"

You must eat the sun!