How tired!I couldn't manage myself!

Have you been seen the way to grard against thefe like that before? 

Whose dumbbell? It disturb my work. Nobody take it away, and I will throw it

I want to know who has made the cup. It will hurt me.

We couldn't find where to sleep...

Pay attention to my teeth, just only one chance!

Don't entwine my girl friend again and again,I will kill you!

Though it's uncomfortable, but we love that.

If it rains in fine day,please look up at the sky,maybe there is a peri in the white clouds.

Don't look at it,it's not good for children.

Can you find that such pounds is fun?

I succeed to crash through the glass because of the helmet.

These kinds of actions must be very difficult to achieve.

A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So......

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.

Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?A: Bury it alive!

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?To see what was on the other side.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?More leg room.

What is the brunette's mating call?When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?