This man must be the most professional artist.

I am a modish dog and this is the most fashionable hairstyle!

In fact, I'm tired of this kind of life.

I'm so sleepy,it's too tired as a supper cat.

I would rather take the bike in my arms when I am sleeping than my girlfriend.

It is so difficult to park at its right place.

It is a rapid way to dry briefs.

How many people are there in the picture?

I think only in this way, the wind from the fan can't blow away me.

The lovable panda in the picture is a professional photographer.

A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" After a while, the defendant answered, "No, we won."

It's really a difficult work for me, you know, King Kong have a bad temper!

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing...

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows....

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score...

I am Santa Claus,you see,my goatee is made by ice.

The sunshine is too dazzling,I can use these plastic buckets for umbrella.

I don't want to be slacking,the cargo is too heavy,I'm weightlessness.

My dog partner,put me down,I hate this performance.

Oh, who can help me? My babies are in cloaca.