An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check." In a...

The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the...

Oh, someone is drowning, and I think he won't need the watch any more.

Looks good enough to eat.

This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks. While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrived, you contrive to fill the house up with smoke,...

To be a police is a dangers job,and drive the autobike is a dangers actiong too!

This is our new tactical missile,and it will brings the most horrible thing...

Drinking water with this pose is too difficult.

We are always waiting for the moment that the door is closed.

Small, Medium, Large!!

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

This was my first love which happened in our lovely cradling.

Look at my buns, you can see the map of the world.

Today is Children's Day!

Have you seen such a super autobike?

My dog falls in a faint when it is tested.

I get its result. It's my death.

Now I know the reason why I didn't receive my christmas gifts on Christmas Eve.

Pay attention to my teeth, just only one chance!

I will get it.