It's just a job.

Remove the window, then just stand there and think about what you've done.

  AUUCHHHH! Look at my teeth.

This sign belongs on my door. NOW.

Yep,it's wood

i can tell he's done that before    

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Well he has updated it with new personifications of: Jack in the Box, Papa John, Taco Bell, Panda Express, Quiznos, Subway, Sonics, and Dairy Queen. Still amazing!

is braver than all of you!

sometimes, you have to learn the hard way.

i don't know that they came in that shape!

They even offend your cat's sense of fashion.

The real reason you late for work.

By the time you seen them,it's too late.

You have never seen anything so awesome.

sometimes you need a nice cup of you.

less conformist than the bus.

CATERPIE USE STRING SHOT!

Because if you don't hit it, someone else will.

Just one more bite and I'm going to be fat enough to sink this son of a b*@ch. Then what's my mother-in-law going to get use to get back to the kennels.