you can play billiard on this portable pool table with your boss in office.

he didn't finish his cereal!

Don't touch solitaire at work!

potato face looks so sad. it's a sad potato.

If you buy a heart shaped pizza for your girl friend. It means she's either imaginary or inflatable.

My cat plays Counter Strike too.

I thought he would drown easily.

Dad, Don't eat all coins up.

i'd rather lose my cellphone, if my waist will thinning a little.

there isn't any room for me, but i need get a free lift.

Yes! I find something to replace Playboy.

Before being into talkshows, Rosie tried her hand at por.

even spiders can make better pictures than Amy Winehouse.

  Dont flush it yet, remind him that dogs aren't suposed to drink from the Toilet later.

 Now you know who your friends are.

i didnt know spiderman had breasts.

how is that even redneck? most rednecks have bad teeth lol.

zombies may be flammable.

It looks like that tree is having a good time, Lol.  

I'll never travel by airplane anymore.