the bird is smoking on branch.

crazy baseball fans in army, are playing baseball with their weapon.

they tell us how to save the fuel in financial crisis .

the car is running with a snowman on the top looks like the snowman driving.

the man fight with the fire heroically with a little green bucket.

the kid play in the crocodile's mouth without fear.

spiderman's childwood -- spiderkid.

so cute baby dance with the bronze.

Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.

She's a sexy girl but so tall.

Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

Watch a women eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.

PMS stands for:Permissible Man-Slaughter.(Or at least men think it means that.) PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop. you can probably start up a conversation by asking,"What did you do?"

Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer chewing men out because they "left the seat up" instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

The first naked man a women see is "Ken".

Women think all beer is the same.