Hey girl, this is a cat instead of a pony! Stop riding on its body! See? The cat refuses to walk finally. You should ask for a pony as the riding pet.

Hello boys, nice T-shirts on your bodies! It's said that copy and paste are a pair of close brothers - from the two boys, we can understand better. Yes, copy and paste, they will being...

What? What's the digit or result of yours? If you are not good at mathmatics, this pair of dices will help you learn it better, as it contains all the basic calculations. If you are good at...

Don't you wanna jump higher when you are taking PE classes? This smart kitty tells us - nothing impossible! Just do with a little trick, you will refresh your jumping record! Wow, that's a...

  Have you ever seen a frog rest? Do not awake it up, the frog is just hanging out for a while... Maybe he has just finished lunch. Have a nice rest, Mr. Frog!

  Wow, how could a cat be so angry? "This is my water, not yours! Don't stare at it!"

Harsh Truth: 4 stages of life. feeding bottle, coke bottle, bear bottle, iv bag

"Everything you like, I liked five years ago"

Stupid Epitaph: Stupid More Stupid Epitaph: I'm with Stupid

This is paradise!

Skateboard - you're doing it wrong. That really hurts.

The only reason Obama was awarded Nobel is: you're not George Bush!

God bless this homeless and hungry begger. PayPal him! US dollars and Euro dollars are ok.

She's way out of your league, and she's smart enough to know it.

Susan B. Anthony would be rolling in her grave right now, if she wasn't making me a sandwich.

They should wear them all the time.

My favourite geek pumpkin yet…

i like the halo series more personally its more creative only thing cod got creative with was nazi zombies

Let me guess. Your female, ugly, and love Twilight? Am I right? Of course I am.

why run with scissors - when you can have a buck knife