A blonde is like a turtle, If either one is on their back, they are screwed!

Two doctors meet at a convention and go back to the male doctors house. After a while they end up having sex. When they are done the male doctor says, "Wow, you must be a...

Timmy had been having a hard time in math class and got an 'F' on almost all of his report cards. His mom thought he'd be better off if he went to a private Catholic school. The very first day of...

3 vampires walk into a bar and the first orders a blood marry. Then the second orders a blood marry too. Then the third orders a glass of hot water. The other two vampires say, " what are...

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!

A blonde is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!

What does a blonde do when she wakes up? She goes home!

How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Monday!

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this putt." A stranger walks up to him and...

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The...

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously.He says"Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here."So the pieces of string walk out again. They're sitting in the...

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer.The bartender says,"I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends.A...