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Jun 14, 2005
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
May 13, 2005
Razors 81 hits
A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her hand down on the table. She angrily tells them that...
Mar 15, 2600
A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested....
Apr 12, 2005
Buried at Sea 103 hits
Did you hear about the sailor who died, and wanted to be buried at sea by his 5 blonde daughters? His daughters all died digging the grave.
Mar 3, 2005
The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I Her hair was so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do her skin so soft her legs so fine I ran my...
Mar 15, 9911
A bear and a rabbit are walking together and they find a magic lamp. They decide to rub it and a genie comes out. The genie says, "Thank you for releasing me I will give you both 3...
May 23, 2005
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Mar 15, 1281
Murder Case 84 hits
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square...
May 28, 2005
Poor Guy 118 hits
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for three shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What happened?" The guy replies, "I just found out my younger brother is...
Mar 15, 5837
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they...
Mar 15, 3119
College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version Time Limit: 3 Weeks Name: _____________________________ 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the...
Mar 13, 2005
Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow."...
Jul 10, 2005
Stuffed Lion 122 hits
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?" The host said, "That was...
Mar 15, 1792
Vagina 195 hits
Yo mama's vagina's so wide, Now you have three dads!!!
May 11, 2005
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
May 3, 2005
Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? Her blinker was on.
May 4, 2005
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're...
Jun 20, 2005
Name? 118 hits
What did the Lawyer name his daughter? Answer: Sue
Jun 28, 2005
Zookeeper 108 hits
Two guys own a zoo. To their angst their lone female gorilla goes into heat. Knowing she will be violent if not looked after they take her to a vet for advice. He says she needs to be bred...
May 16, 2005
T.G.I.F 92 hits
A Blonde is getting on an elevator and meets a gentleman on board. "T.G.I.F." she says. "S.H.I.T" was his reply. Puzzled she replied "T.G.I.F"...
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