Do you know what a wok is?It's something you throw at a wabbit.

There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant...

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her...

God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50...

Question: Why does Tigger smell?Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?To show the opossum it could be done.

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head."I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on...

Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way...

What did the cat say to the mouse?"The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"

Q. What's purple and leaps from tree to tree?A. Squirrel!Q. Then why is it purple?A. It choked on a nut...'

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time.She spends...

Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

A luckless thief pleaded guilty to the attempted robbery of a convenience store in Detroit Lakes, Minnesota.The thief told a passereby he was going to rob the store, gave the man a dollar,and asked...

Two whales are swimming along one day, bored.One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don't we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?""Well," says the other...

What do you call a bunch of bunnies stepping backwards?A receding hare line.

Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?So the sheep push back harder

How does a Penguin find the weather at the Arctic?He just looks outside and there it is.

Why do reindeer wear fur coats?Because they would look silly in plastic macs!

Why did the reindeer wear black boots?Because his brown ones were all muddy!

Q. If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?A. K9P