Two little snakes were hissing near their pit.The mother snake came out and said, ''What are you doing hissing near our pit. If you want to hiss go over to Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss. The two little...

Two little skunks called In and Out were playing in the woods.Out went home, and his mother said, “Where’s In? Go and get him, there’s a good...

What's got two legs and bleeds?Half a dog.

First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.â�Second golfer: “How so?â�First golfer:...

Two goats are out behind a movie studio eating old movie film.One goat says to the other,"Pretty good, huh?" The second goat says,"Yeah... but it's not as good as the book."

Two fleas were walking out of the cinema when they discovered it was raining hard."Shall we walk?" said one flea."No," said the other, " lets take a dog.

There's two fish in a tank, one says to the other,"Do you know how to drive this?"

Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.

Two Cows are talking through a fence.One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease."The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't...

There were two cows in a paddock and one said to the other, "I'm a bit worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around."The other answered; "It won't worry me, I'm a helicopter!!"

There are two cows out in a field in Britain.One cow turns to the other and asks, "Are you worried about this Mad Cow disease?"The other cow responds, "Nope."The first cow exclaims, "How can you...

Q: There were two cats, one called One-two-three and one called Un-deux-trois.One day they decided to have a race across the English Channel. Which cat won???A: One-two-three won, because the...

Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car.But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would...

There are two bats in a cave and one says to the other "I could do with some blood right now" the other said, "Me too but its almost sunrise".The first one said, "Wait here" he flies off and comes...

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order."I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup...

Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?He used some turtle wax!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?A slow poke!

Why did the turtle Cross the road?To get to the ''Shell'' station!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Why did the turkey cross the road?To prove that he wasn't chicken.