A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a...

What instrument do skeletons play?Trom-BONE.

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?The horse's name is Friday!

What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!

After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for a seat, but the only empty one was next to an older lady, and...

10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.8. Dogs will...

"Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password"10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.8. You find you've been subscribed to strange...

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why?Cause it squeaks!

Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground."Wow," said the first guy. "I wonder how deep it is?""I dunno," said the...

An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became...

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere sat a lonely bartender in an empty bar. As he was getting ready to close down, three ducks walked through the front doors. They waddled on...

Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day.On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived.The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns would pass by.They...

Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths.The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar".The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows...

Three male dogs: a Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua, sat at the end of a bar downing a few drinks when a beautiful lady Collie walked in and sat at the opposite end.She noticed that they...

A pig went into McDonalds, got a Coke, went to the restroom and left. A second pig went into McDonalds, got two Cokes, went to the bathroom and left.A third pig went into McDonalds, got three...

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, “Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?â�...

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck.The other two hunters ask how he did it.He says, "I see tracks. I...

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''The...

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?This one will sleigh you!

A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn't quite know how to do it. He soon found out that the vet would charge him $200 a pig.That was a little rich for his blood, so he figured...