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Jul 21, 2005
A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head.The bartender says,"May I help you, sir?" The duck says,"Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."
Apr 8, 2005
BAD DAY 135 hits
A guy is at the bar, just staring at his drink, when a big truck driver steps up next to him, takes the guy's drink, and gulps it down. The guy starts crying. The truck driver says,"Come on, man, I...
Mar 19, 2005
Baby seal 120 hits
This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks,"What'll ya have?"The seal says,"Anything but a Canadian Club."
Feb 25, 2005
At midnight 97 hits
A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky.The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"
Jul 14, 2005
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk."A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again...
Jun 16, 2005
Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning label be placed immediately on all...
Mar 12, 725
How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb?Twenty One. One to hold the bulb and twenty to drink until the room spins.This really drunk guy walks up to a parking meter and puts in a quarter....
Mar 12, 434
The following is an actual excerpt from this month's Forbe's Magazine: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest...
Mar 12, 8625
Airport bar 119 hits
A man has an hour to kill before his flight to Los Angeles. He decides to kill some time at an airport bar. He walks in and sits down next to a clearly nervous guy, who has three empty whisky...
Apr 30, 2005
A couple of airplane mechanics are kicked out of the local bar and, with no place else to go, end up in the hangar at LAX. One of them says to the other,"Man, have you got anything to drink?" "Nah,...
Mar 14, 2005
A man comes home after an assignment of 3-years and he finds, there is an additional member of the family, a 29 months toddler.Furious he demands an explanation: He says, how could you have done...
Mar 4, 2005
A woman went into a bar and asked for a double entendre.So the landlord gave her one.
Mar 12, 5245
A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashing through the front door at 3 am waked her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs, " what are you doing" she shouted,the husband...
May 23, 2005
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Norks Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes...
Mar 12, 461
The car sped off the highway, went through the guard rail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped...
Feb 14, 2005
A string 103 hits
One day a string was walking down the street. He was really thirsty and decided to get a drink at a nearby bar. So he walks up to the bar tender and says, "I'd like a beer, please." The bartender...
Apr 19, 2005
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says,"I'm sorry but I can't serve you.""Why not?" asks the snake.The bartender says,"Because you can't hold your liquor..."
May 26, 2005
A SMOKIN GUY 135 hits
A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood...
Mar 12, 8087
A small piece of rope climbed onto a barstool. The bartender said he did not serve rope in his bar, and tossed it out to the street.The rope asked a passerby to tie him into a knot,and then ruffle...
Mar 19, 2005
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a...
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