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Mar 1, 2005
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a...
Jun 10, 2005
Trom-BONE 117 hits
What instrument do skeletons play?Trom-BONE.
Jul 1, 2005
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?The horse's name is Friday!
Jun 17, 2005
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!
Mar 2, 2005
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for a seat, but the only empty one was next to an older lady, and...
Jun 15, 2005
10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.8. Dogs will...
Apr 10, 2005
Top 10 Signs 109 hits
"Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password"10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.8. You find you've been subscribed to strange...
Jun 29, 2005
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why?Cause it squeaks!
Jun 3, 2005
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came across an old mine shaft going straight down into the ground."Wow," said the first guy. "I wonder how deep it is?""I dunno," said the...
May 3, 2005
Three wishe 116 hits
An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became...
Feb 22, 2005
One day in a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere sat a lonely bartender in an empty bar. As he was getting ready to close down, three ducks walked through the front doors. They waddled on...
May 14, 2005
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day.On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived.The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns would pass by.They...
Jun 3, 2005
Three mice 118 hits
Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths.The first mouse says "Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar".The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows...
Jun 5, 2005
Three male dogs: a Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua, sat at the end of a bar downing a few drinks when a beautiful lady Collie walked in and sat at the opposite end.She noticed that they...
Mar 28, 2005
A pig went into McDonalds, got a Coke, went to the restroom and left. A second pig went into McDonalds, got two Cokes, went to the bathroom and left.A third pig went into McDonalds, got three...
Jul 23, 2005
A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, “Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?â�...
May 6, 2005
Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck.The other two hunters ask how he did it.He says, "I see tracks. I...
Jun 26, 2005
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''The...
Jul 24, 2005
This one 138 hits
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?This one will sleigh you!
May 27, 2005
A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding, but didn't quite know how to do it. He soon found out that the vet would charge him $200 a pig.That was a little rich for his blood, so he figured...
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