Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun.A mama cat and her kitten were walking by.The kitten complained, "Mamma, I'm soooo hungry. What can we eat?"To which the mamma cat, spying...

Two robins were sitting on a fence post in front of a freshly plowed field.One robin said to the other "I'm hungry! Are you?""Yes," said the other robin."Why don't we go in this field and get some...

Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun.A mama cat and her kitten were walking by.The kitten complained, 'Mama, I'm so hungry, what can we eat?'To which the mama cat, spying the...

Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first racehorse says "You know.... when I was a young racehorse...from one hundred starts, I won...

There were two Parrots on a Perch, and one says to the other,"Can you smell fish?"

Two monkeys were discussing evolution:"You mean to tell me that I really am my keeper's brother?"

There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the first blonde said, "How are we going to tell them apart?"The second blonde said, "Why don't we take one and...

Two little snakes were hissing near their pit.The mother snake came out and said, ''What are you doing hissing near our pit. If you want to hiss go over to Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss. The two little...

Two little skunks called In and Out were playing in the woods.Out went home, and his mother said, “Where’s In? Go and get him, there’s a good...

What's got two legs and bleeds?Half a dog.

First golfer: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it.â�Second golfer: “How so?â�First golfer:...

Two goats are out behind a movie studio eating old movie film.One goat says to the other,"Pretty good, huh?" The second goat says,"Yeah... but it's not as good as the book."

Two fleas were walking out of the cinema when they discovered it was raining hard."Shall we walk?" said one flea."No," said the other, " lets take a dog.

There's two fish in a tank, one says to the other,"Do you know how to drive this?"

Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.

Two Cows are talking through a fence.One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease."The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't...

There were two cows in a paddock and one said to the other, "I'm a bit worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around."The other answered; "It won't worry me, I'm a helicopter!!"

There are two cows out in a field in Britain.One cow turns to the other and asks, "Are you worried about this Mad Cow disease?"The other cow responds, "Nope."The first cow exclaims, "How can you...

Q: There were two cats, one called One-two-three and one called Un-deux-trois.One day they decided to have a race across the English Channel. Which cat won???A: One-two-three won, because the...

Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car.But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would...