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Jul
6, 2005
Snail Charity
138 hits
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door.He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper.There was another knock, so he opened...
Jun
7, 2005
Snail and turtle
119 hits
Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?He said, “No,...
Feb 14, 2005
Snail & Tortoise
131 hits
What did the snail say on the tortoise's back?"Weeeeeeeeeee!"
Apr 14, 2005
Sleeping with patients
133 hits
Fred had felt guilty all day long, no matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing...
Feb 21, 2005
Sleeping Squirrel
179 hits
Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?To keep his nuts warm!
Apr 15, 2005
Skunk at church
112 hits
Did you hear about the skunk that went to church?“He had his own pew.â�
Apr 15, 2005
Skipped Church Lately
89 hits
One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.When in the woods he came upon a bear. He started running, and he ran for a while until all of a sudden he tripped over a tree...
May 13, 2005
Skeleton and dog
112 hits
Q. Why did the skeleton run up the tree?A. Because a dog was after his bones!
Mar 30, 2005
Silent Bunny Humping
125 hits
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making love?Because they have cotton balls!
May 27, 2005
Shoulda Said
120 hits
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.''Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?''''Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a...
Feb 13, 2005
Shop At WalRusMart
116 hits
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?They both like a tight seal!
May 26, 2005
Shooting an Elephant
95 hits
How do you kill a blue elephant?With a blue elephant gun.How do you kill a pink elephant?Hold its trunk until it goes blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Jun 30, 2005
Shoot The Pig
124 hits
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my...
May 24, 2005
Sherlock Holmes
106 hits
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Jul 19, 2005
Shepherd To Shepherd
127 hits
What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd?Let's get the flock out of here!
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