What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?A pimp!

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction site. The construction workers usually had their lunches in there, their favourite meal being beef soup.But one day the chef ran out of meat...

A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside to find a man screwing one of his sheep and a little boy watching.He walks up to the boy and says ''Who's that screwing my sheep?'' The boy...

What did one duck say to the other?What?"Social Security!"I don't get it.You won't till you're 65...

Private Atkins joins the French Foreign Legion and is stationed at a remote outpost in the North African desert. After several weeks in barracks he feels a yearning for female companionship.He...

Diner: "Do you serve chicken here?"Waiter: "We serve anyone sir."

Why did the second money fall out of the tree?Because he was dead.

What do you give a seasick elephant?Lots of room!

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

Why do seagulls have wings?To beat the Gypsies to the rubbish tip.

A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach.There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ''Dad, what happened to the birdie?''His dad told him, ''Son, the bird...

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.So one day the wife went to the pet store...

There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "frog with...

How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?All your Hefty Bags are missing.

What do you call a royal Rabbit?A hare to the throne.

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your...

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash.He decides to go and humor him. He walks up to the man and says, ''Hello, sir, I like your dog!''The man...

What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?Roast chicken!

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?The rooster clucks defiance.