An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster...

Why was the rooster so unhappy?Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?It heard that the referee was blowing fouls.

Why did the rooster cross the road?Because the chicken was on vacation!

Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road?A: "Yahoo!"

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.The idea...

I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying down in the sun.I let my talking cats out and the kitten said to her mom, ''I'm hungry!''So the mother cat said, ''What would you like?''...

Why did the chicken cross the road?To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet...

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.''I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,'' answers the...

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat.When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?One says, ''Rib-it, rib-it,'' while the other says, ''Rub-it, rub-it.''

Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars...

Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were."Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the ass!""Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum.""Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" Red...

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?A: A ravin lunatic.

The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming."So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his best...

Why did the raccoon cross the road?He didn't, he got hit by a car.

One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a...

Why does a Rabbit have a shiny nose?Because its powder puff is on the other end.

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them.And the other rabbit says,...