A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says"have you got any cabbages?".The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off.The next day the same rabbit hops into the same...

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.The next morning, they find an entire field full of...

A couple was going out for the evening to celebrate the wife's birthday. While they were getting ready, the husband put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of their home,...

What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?A frog in a blender!

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on.The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him."What you staring at, old man?...

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to explain his problem."Doctor, doctor! I've got this problem," the man said. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a...

''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!'' ''Man who run behind car get exhausted'' ''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on...

How does a tree get pregnant?By a woodpecker!

There was a man who had a pool installed.It was a very elaborate pool with tiles imported from Russia.One day, he walked out to his wonderful pool to find it covered with algae.He quickly called...

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?A: Ouch.

How do porcupines make love?Veerry carefully!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good.He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him.The moral of the story is:...

Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.

What's a polygon?A dead parrot.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has?Polar bear babies.

Q: How do you trap a polar bear?A: You cut a hole in the ice. Line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pee, you kick him in the icehole.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?'Cause he was dead!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? 'Cause he was dead!