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Mar 1, 2005
* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that humans are not only "as innovative as they are cruel," but pretty vain as well.* Wahlberg's neglect in removing his shirt through the entire film...
Feb 17, 2005
A man went into his dentist to see why his dentures kept decaying rapidly on him.The dentist looked at his dentures and remarked, "This is very odd, they look like something's been eating them. Is...
Apr 5, 2005
What kind of pillar can't hold up a building?A caterpillar!
May 13, 2005
Two piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask, "Where's the bathroom?"The bartender points to the door and they rush in.Two more piggies walk into a bar.They soon get drunk and they ask, "Where's...
May 24, 2005
Piggg Piggy 109 hits
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm.He would get turned on by...
Mar 24, 2005
Pig 130 hits
A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!"The man immediately leans out his...
Feb 21, 2005
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.''''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the tourist...
Jul 19, 2005
Pig ipede 147 hits
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?Bacon and legs!
Feb 27, 2005
Pig In Summer 121 hits
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?A: I'm bacon!
May 27, 2005
Pig Farmer 144 hits
A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig.When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25-pound pig.The pig farmer put the pig's tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down.He then...
May 2, 2005
Pic & Sav 97 hits
What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?Cheap, cheap, cheap.
Jul 14, 2005
A manager brings a dog into a nightclub to work. The dog  is a brilliant piano player. He plays all the standards. He's sitting there, pounding out the tunes, when all of a sudden; a big...
Mar 29, 2005
Pet Shop 130 hits
=========PART 1============= Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah,...
Jul 16, 2005
Why did the pervert cross the road?His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Jul 16, 2005
Three bears came out of hibernation and they were stinky so they decided to take a bath.When they get into the bathtub,the last bear says to the first bear,''Can I have the soap?''The first bear...
Jul 12, 2005
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. This particular procedure involved grafting a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis.Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very...
May 30, 2005
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"The...
May 13, 2005
A penguin walks into a bar and says to to the barman "Have you seen my brother?" ...and the barman replies "No, what does he look like?" 
Jun 22, 2005
One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver, who works for the zoo, pleads with the bus driver to do him a favor.He...
Jun 13, 2005
Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to get it serviced, and while it was being worked on, he went shopping.He returned later that day to see what had happened to his car,...
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