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Jun 25, 2005
The Cat
145 hits
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven...
Mar 14, 5225
The Cat Miracle Diet
131 hits
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting, now there is the new Cat Miracle Diet!Most cats are long and lean (or tiny...
Jul
7, 2005
The captains parrot
136 hits
Harry the Magician was performing on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The pay was lousy, but the audience changed weekly, so he could do the same tricks over and over.There was just one problem: The...
Mar
4, 2005
The Camels
126 hits
One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up. "Daddy, why is it that we have humps on our backs?" "Well son, we have humps on our backs which contain fat to...
Mar 14, 78
The Burglar
123 hits
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say,"Jesus is watching you!"...
Feb 21, 2005
The Brass Rat
110 hits
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter."That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it,"...
May 11, 2005
The Blonde Fox
125 hits
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Mar
5, 2005
The best dinner
129 hits
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really ticked if it's...
Mar 14, 9172
The Bear
139 hits
Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops and starts to put on...
Jul 11, 2005
The Art Collector
121 hits
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store.He does a double take, as he notices that the saucer is extremely...
Apr 16, 2005
The Ant
113 hits
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?A. Because he was pissed off!
May 21, 2005
The animals
131 hits
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the...
Feb 17, 2005
The Aging Explorer
129 hits
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.The old explorer...
Apr
8, 2005
That Dog
102 hits
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked.The old man looked up over his newspaper...
Mar 25, 2005
That Darn Cat
137 hits
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.The cat starts to...
May 15, 2005
Texas Transplant
113 hits
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day."The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns,...
Apr 10, 2005
Termite Fun
149 hits
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?Where is the bar tender?
May
3, 2005
Ten Cows
120 hits
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?A: Hold a tupperware party!
Mar 23, 2005
Tear along
120 hits
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.“But why do we have to hurry?â� said one.“Can you read, you nut! It says,...
Apr 22, 2005
Teachers Pet
132 hits
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet it's some...
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