A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making.Explaining that goats milk was used. she...

I wish I was a glow worm.A glow worm's never glum.It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!

Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?A: A puss.

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes round, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon...

Dear Master:The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF THE...

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head."Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper.""What for? He must be half-a-mile away by...

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started...

What do you call a dog with no legs?Nothing...it's not going to come to you anyway!

A man started a new job at a zoo. He was given his first job by the zoo owner �to clean out the large tropical fish tank, which contained many exotic species.While removing some...

A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. So he decides to pull over. On aproaching the door he sees...

Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?The spread eagle!

A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire. So the man said, “You blow a seal?â�And the Eskimo responded “No. That''s just...

3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in and asked for a fork.The second one went in and also asked for a fork.Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender...

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?""A cat!" said Suzy."Good job! Now, what's this animal?""A...

Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?A: How do you drink water with that?

Why do bees hum?Because they don't know the words.

I once had a pet pig named Belle.One day I decided to let Belle have his freedom.When I let Belle go, he ran as fast as he could into a fence post.I could see three ribs exposed.Belle was dead! I...

Once a man walked into a bar and sat down at a booth.Eventually, he and another man got into an argument about whose dog could whoop the other dog.The man said, "Let's have a fight out...

A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is crossed eyed, is there anything you can do for him? “Well,â� says the vet, “let’s...

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man says, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."Bartender: "Yeah! Sure…go ahead."Man asks the dog, "What covers a house?" Dog...