Would Diana have been buried if she had been married to Dodi?No she would then have been mummy-Fied.

1- One day a Mullah was going to Bazaar to sell his goose. An intelligent and humorous priest saw him and decided to put him on the test. He approached the Mullah and asked: how much is the donkey?...

Mrs. Andrews named her cat Love because it was so affectionate.One day, when Love failed to return home, Mrs. Andrews went out to look for her lost cat. Since she was wearing nothing but a...

Mr.Marlow was strolling through the country when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse he ever laid eyes on. It was seventeen hands high and white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing...

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the...

Why did the rabbit cross the road?Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.

This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment."Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.""I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you...

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''''Yep,'' the little boy...

Mother rabbit to her small bunny:"A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.“Why was Junior so happy this evening?â� asked father...

Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?He wanted to see a butterfly.

What goes moof?A cow with buck teeth.

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.While he was there another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, ''I'll have that monkey please''.The shopkeeper...

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?Because he was dead.

Three agricultural scientists were determined to discover how much a pig could eat before it just had to take a shit. To this end they procured a Yorkshire sow and pushed a large cork into her...

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?""No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?â�“I...

One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him. "Daddy, the cat died today!""Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens.""But why are his arms and legs up in...