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Jun 13, 2005
Lion Tamer
102 hits
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK,...
Jul 20, 2005
Lion playing poker
108 hits
Why did the Lion lose at Poker?Because he was playing with a Cheetah.
Apr
4, 2005
Lion and Turkey
107 hits
There once was a lion, whose best friend was a turkey.There was a great famine and the lion was pretty hungry, so the turkey ate him and put him out of his misery.
Jun 21, 2005
Lion and Eagle
109 hits
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.So it goes...
Apr 29, 2005
Like Peas
103 hits
How do you catch a polar bear?You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Apr 13, 2005
Like a gossip
99 hits
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?Because they are both tail bearers!
Jul 11, 2005
Lightbulb Mice
111 hits
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two, if they're small enough.
Mar 30, 2005
Lightbulb Flies
122 hits
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!
Feb 15, 2005
Legs be
113 hits
How long should a reindeer's legs be?Just long enough to reach the ground!
Mar 15, 2005
Leg of lamb
123 hits
A man walks into his local butcher's shop and complains about the leg of lamb that he had previously bought, when I cooked it the joint had shrunk so much it went from 12 inches long to only...
Jul
6, 2005
Leek Limerick
132 hits
There was a man from Leek.Who instead of a nose had a beak.It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird.He migrates at the end of next week.
Feb 19, 2005
Lawyer vs Water Fowl
105 hits
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Mar 20, 2005
Law of the Jungle
115 hits
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at...
Jul 17, 2005
Late AGAIN
136 hits
A kid was late for school one day."I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher."Couldn't your father have done that?""Sure, but the bull would have done a...
Jul
6, 2005
Lab Monkeys
137 hits
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?Rhesus Pieces.
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