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Jun
8, 2005
Koala and Prostitute
132 hits
A koala enters a popular tavern in Melbourne and sits down at the bar. It isn't long after he's sipping on a martini when he's approached by a prostitute. She sits down next to him and asks him if...
Apr
8, 2005
Knock Knock Roxanne
94 hits
Knock KnockWho's there?Roxanne Roxanne who? Roxanne corals sure do make this aquarium pretty.
Mar 13, 2005
Knock knock cows
89 hits
Person 1: Knock, KnockPerson 2: Who's there?Person 1: Cows go.Person 2: Cows go who?Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Apr
6, 2005
Kitty Treat
85 hits
What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day?A mice cream cone!
Jul
5, 2005
Kitty & Lady
113 hits
One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her 3 wishes.''I wish I was 21 and beautiful!'' The wish is instantly granted.''I wish I had a million dollars!'' The wish...
Jun 28, 2005
Kill a yellow elephant
114 hits
How do you kill a yellow elephant?Ever seen a yellow elephant?
Jun 13, 2005
Kill a red elephant
124 hits
How do you shoot a red elephant?No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Jun 28, 2005
Kill a purple elephant
111 hits
How do you kill a purple elephant?With a purple elephant gun.
Apr
6, 2005
Kill a pink elephant
116 hits
How do you kill a pink elephant?Tie a knot in its trunk,wait till it turns purpleand then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
Jul 13, 2005
Kill a green elephant
121 hits
How do you shoot a green elephant?Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Mar 24, 2005
Kill a blue elephant
140 hits
How do you shoot a blue elephant?With a blue elephant gun, of course.
Jul 11, 2005
Kid and Animals
137 hits
There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was.Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue,...
Jul 26, 2005
Keep It In Your Pants
186 hits
How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?You unzip it!
Jul 16, 2005
Kangaroo Sleepovers
149 hits
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom,''These sleepovers are killing me!''
Apr
4, 2005
Kangaroo
Leap Year
108 hits
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?A leap year!
Jul 13, 2005
Kangaphant
140 hits
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?Giant holes all over Africa!
Mar 18, 2005
Junior
118 hits
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive.Dad immediately headed to the back...
Mar
9, 2005
Jumping Rope
155 hits
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious."What are they doing?" asked the girl."They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you...
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