What's a haunted chicken?A poultry-geist.

What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?He ran... wouldn't you?

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?A milk sheik!

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first,...

What's got two legs, hair, and bleeds?Answer: Half a dog

A guy goes into a doctor's office with a frog growing out of his head."Tell me how it started," says the doctor."It started out as a bump on my ass," says the frog.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom

Did you hear about the frog who went to the library to get some reading material?As the librarian on duty suggested a list of titles, the frog was heard replying, "Read it…read...

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this bulletin..."Warning: In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising...

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What's grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?An inside out elephant.

What's grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.

What is grey and not there?No elephants.

What is green and jumps from bed to bed?A prostitoad.

A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off.He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then he...

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"The old man responds, "I...

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?A milkdud!

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and...

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a...

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat...