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Apr 21, 2005
Monkey Organization
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of...
May 25, 2005
Monkey fall out of tree
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?Because he was dead.
Mar 19, 2005
Monkey and Pig
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Three agricultural scientists were determined to discover how much a pig could eat before it just had to take a shit. To this end they procured a Yorkshire sow and pushed a large cork into her...
Mar 26, 2005
Mommy Mommy
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?""No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
Jun 27, 2005
Mommy and Daddy
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There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?â�“I...
Mar 16, 2005
Mommy Almost Died
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One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him. "Daddy, the cat died today!""Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens.""But why are his arms and legs up in...
Apr 12, 2005
Mom and Dad
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died."You know," Mom said, "it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time...
Mar 21, 126
Mixed Breed
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What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!
Mar 21, 6704
Minor Tragedy
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Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the...
Mar 21, 6292
Millionaires Party
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A millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday.During the party he grabs the mic and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming...
Apr
6, 2005
Mighty Mouse
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Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the...
Feb 13, 2005
Mick Jagger
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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of a lonely Scotsman?Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" And the friend of a lonely Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"
Apr 19, 2005
Michael talks about sex
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Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex?A: It's all very tongue in cheek.
Mar 21, 185
Men Need Most
135 hits
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a trim before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.''I'm...
May 21, 2005
Meat & Poultry
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In a recent issue of "Meat & Poultry" magazine, editors quoted from "Feathers," the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story:It seems the US Federal...
Apr 10, 2005
Meals on Wheels
110 hits
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold back alleys, where...
Mar 21, 5837
Mating Elephants
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Getting Things Done Around Here Is Like Mating Elephants!1. It's Done At A High Level.2. It's Accomplished With A Great Deal Of Roaring AndScreaming.3. It Takes Two Years To Produce Results.
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