A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very horny, and difficult to handle.Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the...

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've got $500.00 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer...

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying...

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to take a trip, so he left his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. He explained to his...

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a Hunting Inspector walks up."Sir, can I please see that...

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?A: Stick his bill up his ass.

What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?hey all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.

Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence."Hey man pull over here," said one of the guys."I want to go screw this goat."He does, and when he is done he...

1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while...

What's worse than a giraffe with a stiff neck?An elephant with a stuffed nose.

What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?Moby's Dick!

A football player walked into a motel on a rainy night. He asked the manager for a room for one night. The manager said, "I only have one room left and I don't think you want it." The football...

What time is it when 20 dogs and one cat get together?20 after one.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A Doberman pinscher.

How do you get down from an elephant?You don't, you get down from a duck.

Why did Diana and Charles get divorced?They had a fight over who wore the skirt in the family.

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife,...

Q. True or False - A pea can last as long as 5,000 years.A. George Gobel: "Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes."

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?Drumsticks for everybody!

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place...