It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when...

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people kind of...

Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!

What's a frog's favourite drink?Croaka-cola.

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.The teller tells him, â€Å?Yes, you are.ââ‚?The frog replies, “Where? In a bar or at a...

A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor complaining that he can't get any women.The doctor says, 'Well, I can't help you, but I know a witchdoctor who can'. So the man goes to see the...

A man had a very small penis, so he went to a witch to make it longer. She said, “Go into the forest and ask the toad there to marry you, each time it says no, your penis will grow...

What happened to the frog when he parked illegallyHe got toad away.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a...

A lady with a frog stuck to her head comes to the doctor's office.When the doctor asked her what's wrong the frog says, “I got something stuck to my ass!â�

Why did the frog cross the road?It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.“There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to...

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?The horses name is Friday

Why are French tramps like Princess Diana?Because you'll find them smashed against the wall of a Paris underpass on Saturday nights.

Yo mama is so poor she steals free bread.

Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?Because he thought it was a game.

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were.To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your...

What does a 400 pound parrot say?Polly wants a cracker, NOW!!!!!

How do you get a hippopotamus in a mini-van?Kick one of the elephants out.

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler.Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and...