A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest,...

Two blondes became best friends during flight school. After graduating, they go for a flight and have a great time. When the time comes to land they head towards the runway. As soon as...

No wonder English is so hard to learn . We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. A farm can produce produce. The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse....

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you,...

An Asian and an African become friends while they are both attending graduate school in the West. Years later they each rise to become finance ministers of their respective countries. One day the...

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only...

Santa got his buttocks burned!

Black Gentleman - A Fashionable Bird

Modern Lady In High Heels and Large Earrings - A Fashionable Bird

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. " Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked...

Nude Body Painting 1. Aries - The first sign of the zodiac in astrology. 2. Taurus - The second sign of the zodiac. 3. Gemini - The third sign of the zodiac in...

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The...

10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. 9. Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel. 8. You lose the stoplight challenge...

A Sperm Analysis--"Normal sperm and your sperm"