During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals.The big animals were crushing small animals and at half-time, the coach made a...

What looks like an elephant, and can fly?A flying elephant.

What do you call a Fly without wings?A walk.

What do you call a Fly with no wings or legs?A roll.

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito.

What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?A space invader!

Do you know why flies have wings?So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

If a flea and a fly pass each other, what time is it?Fly past flea.

What is a fish's favorite game show?Name that Tuna.

What does a fish smoke?Sea weed

What does a fish use to get high?Seaweed!

What did the fish say when he hit a wall?Dam!

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn''t eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn''t sure what to do with them. Then he had an...

Where do you find reindeer?It depends on where you leave them!

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a...

Just after the maid had been fired.She took five bucks from her purse, she threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I never forget a friend. This was...

SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and...

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very poor parish and he needed money.He bought a horse to enter in a local race, but the horse turned out to be a donkey. Still, Father Murphy took it as...

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side the road, beside his car. He was amazed to see that the chicken was keeping up with him. Glancing down at his...