Self clean, Fetch, Sleep mode, Cute and On-Off. Well, I guess that orders must flood in if any factory has this switch invented. 

Beggarly guy. As poor as a church mouse.

It must be an enjoyment to be in a pouch journey.

Wait a minute, something is not right here!

I'm not trying to dishearten anyone, but here, republished, is the definitive scientific proof that Santa Claus does not exist: 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and Santa was a wreck. How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged," they...

He got a really larget Christmas tree! Is he an offspring of Hercules?

2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me...

So... What else did Larry get for Christmas? and buying an electrical drill for men as gifts is theoretically based on some regulations : Buying Gifts For Men .

  Happy Everything! Now leave me alone until next year!  Greetings from something with a pumpkin head and turkey body

Jesus was having dinner with his disciples one time and as they gathered reverentially about him, more or less in the attitudes since immortalized by Leonardo da Vinci, he looked about at them....

"I stopped a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seatbelt..."

"Hey! It's midnight. The Internet will still be here when we get back."

Act 1: Santa VS. Thief (two chimneys) Act 2: Santa VS. Thief (one chimneys)

Frankly, it IS a creative idea ...

How to tell you've have been REALLY BAD!

Why Christmas is in Winter?

My god! Which Santa is the one I'm talking to?

"My Godness! There really is a Santa Claus!"

A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Ivette - Banana Pie You buy...