During the big DUI Dragnet, a Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so...

After the annual office party blow-out, Colin woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he...

Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good Boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn care specialist. How...

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to...

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask...

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common...

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three huge, leather-suited men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,...

Feeing a baby with a large feeder...

a smoking and drunk cat  

Marriage is an institute where a man loses his bachelor's degree while a woman gets her master's? No, marriage is more a prison where a man gets a lifelong sentence.

When an egg is broken, the others are scared, sad, crying and ...

If anybody could help?

This is the real Lord Of Rings. He doesn't only exist in the virtual world.

 

One day, Moisha goes to Temple and prays, "Lord, let me win the lottery". He goes home, and nothing happens. Next week, he goes again and prays, "Lord, please let me win the lottery. I've been...

This fellow goes to confession and tells the priest "Father, I've done something terrible. I just know they're going to throw me out of the church for this one." "Hold, on," says the priest,...

I  was having trouble with my computer, so I called the computer guy over to my desk. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So,...

On the wedding day father hands a note to the groom... Which read "Goods once delivered will not be taken back" Groom gives a note to the father of the bride that read.... "Guarantee void if...

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just...

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her...