One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing....

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it...

Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside. One week our preacher preached on commitment, and...

Said the elder Priest, " I know you were reaching out to the young people when you had bucket seats put in to replace the first four pews. It worked. We got the front of the church filled first."...

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking...

In a village in Africa, there lived a white priest. He tought the villagers that fornication, adultery, etc. was immoral and you could go to hell for it. One day an african woman gave birth to...

A window cleaner was working away at a UK Catholic church. From his vantage point he could see into the confessional box where the priest was reading an old copy of Penthouse and was wanking away...

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the...

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms and asks his father what they are. The dad replies, "Well son, those are condoms and they're for protection when...

The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it...

As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her. "Well", said the woman, "I guess I'd...

Anybody knows what this guy is doing? Doing press-up or driving a car?

It this the real Porsche car?! designed for high military officials?

Caption: Struggling Life---I Will Turn Into A BMW When I Grow Up!! (From a Chinese Website)

Make sure this will never happen to you when reparing your car.

They Only Stop At A Bus Stop.

One must learn how to spend every penny WELL.

Coca cola-----I am heavy but happy.

Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born her husband dies. A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another...

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50...