In 1999 the Phoenix New Times newspaper has informed its readers of a new fund for the poor. The fund accepted donations for neither food nor clothes. People were asked to donate a few bucks to arm...

In 1998 the New Mexicans for Science and reasons magazine has published an article claiming that Alabama authorities were planning to change the official Pi equivalent to 3,1415926. to 3,0. The...

In 1994 American radio station National Public Radio has announced that anyone who made "Pepsi" tattoo would receive a lifelong 10% discount for any merchandise with that logo. In the course of...

In 1980 British Broadcasting Corporation has made another sensational announcement. The company stated that the legendary mechanical Big Ben will be electronic. "The clock will be electronic in...

The most famous joke of the 20th century was BBC's report about sensational pasta harvest in Switzerland which has been broadcasted in 1957. The report of the British journalists informed...

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the...

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh,...

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. It was...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on...

George W. Bush has won the election. Let's enjoy another Bush Joke:) A teacher in a small Texas town smilingly asked her 4th-grade class how many were Bush fans. Not really sure what a Bush fan...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I"m going to let you...

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I"m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can"t marry anyone...

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper. "Steve," his wife said,...

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe"s mule kicked...

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell...

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn"t been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a...

1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient"s suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor...

While being deployed in Afghanistan, Private. Joe Snuffy was getting the in-brief by his seargent. After the seargent. let him know where the latrines and chow tent were, Snuffy had one question,...

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to...

An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles...