Coin Toss = Asking them out Kickoff = Holding hands 1st Down = Kissing 2nd Down = Up the shirt 3rd Down = Down south 4th Down = Oral action Touchdown = Shaggin' Victory Dance...

Mrs. Wilson appeared before the judge in a divorce action. "How old are you?" asked the judge. "Thirty-five," said Mrs. Wilson. The judge noted her greying hair and wrinkled cheeks. "May I see your...

After 30 years of marriage, a husband said he wanted a divorce. His wife was stunned. "But Will," she pleaded, "how could you want to divorce me after all we've been through together? Remember how...

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?" The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need...

A usual number plate reads unusual in a mirror.

A travel pet

Natural, safe, and super unleaded petrol!

Revenge of deer!

Beg for Budweiser Fund!

Beware! Drunken people crossing!

"I think this means no candy."

The most creative cars in the world: tortoise VS rhinoceros!

Act bravely. Eat safely.

What will happen to a keyboard out of use for long? Well, check your keyboard now!

Turkey lying on a plate.

A sick pumpkin shoots its cookies.

A stand-in of Santa

Dogs wants to substitute santa's deers.

Happy New Year!

Straw man for halloween